Man I LOVE Philly!! Tasing kids at baseball games

I've never made any secret of my love for Houston and Philadelphia. Houston is my hometown and Philly is where I did my residency. I love them both.
Growing up in Houston taught me about the value of a strong work ethic, thinking big, being courteous, the strength of family, the power of faith and the value of a good meal.
Philadelphia taught me how to handle myself in the street, mind my own business, how to properly order a steak, the difference between a hoagie and a grinder and to respect a man's hustle...legal or otherwise.
The city of 'brotherly love' should be renamed the city of 'tap that ass'. Ill'adelphia has long been known as a city that handles its' business.
Let me help your refresh your memory:
Who pelted Santa with snowballs at a NFL game?
Who snuffed the Easter bunny?
Who threw batteries, rocks, snowballs, fishing sinkers and basically anything else that wasn't nailed down at coach Jimmy Johnson when he was with the Dallas Cowboys?
Who officially bombed a row house to end a police stand-off and burned down most of a city block?
Which stadium had a judge and holding cell.?
Where are the Broad Street Bullies from?
And who just tased a kid at a MLB game for the entire world to see.
I bet that'll keep those lil bastards off the field.
That's right!!
Yo Philly... stand up. You know how we do!!

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